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ALL Around the World!

Barnacle Bills Ice Cream Parlor
2307 Delaware Ave - Map | Directions | Our Website | eMail
North Wildwood, NJ 08260
609-522-8077

Barnacle Bill's  Bed & Breakfast
PO Box 2925
Homer, Alaska 99603
(907)  235-0773

Barnacle Bill's Hull Cleaning
& Pool Repairs
Costa Blanca, Spain
Telephone: 965 786814
Mobile: 617 605375
Email: billy@barnaclebills.co.uk
 

Barnacle Bills  
8 Kirkham Rd ,
Freckleton , UK PR4 1HT
0871 5299406
Great fish & chips!
 

Barnacle Bills in Australia
 

Barnacle Bills Seafood Restaurant and Market - BELIZE - Central America
Bill and Adriane Taylor
No. 23 Maya Beach Way
Placencia Peninsula,
Belize, Central America
Phone/Fax: 011-501-523-8010
 

Barnacle Bill's Beach Bungalows - Belize
 

Barnacle Bills Accommodation -
New Zealand
 

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Inn -
AUSTRALIA
103 The Esplanade
Cairns Queensland Australia
http://www.barnaclebills.com.au
 

Barnacle Bill's Boat Rentals & Repairs
650 London Bridge Road
Lake Havasu City, AZ 86403
928-855-8883
 

Barnacle Bill - The Band
Barnacle Bill is a pop rock
band from New York
www.barnacle-bill.com/
 

Barnacle Bills Marine Supply
4584 Rt 47
Delmont, NJ 08315
(856) 785-9455
 

Barnacle Bill's Boat Tours
Barnacle Bill's Bait & Tackle
3691 Main St
Chincoteague, VA 23336
(757) 336-5920
 

Barnacle Bill Boat Service
3541 Wesley St, Culver City, 90232,
310-835-2628
 

Barnacle Bill's Ship Store
57777 County Road 1,
Elkhart, Indiana (IN), 46517
(386) 767-8068
www.barnacle-bills-ship-store.com
 

18)  Barnacle Bill's Orange County
Boat Services
PO Box 2142
Newport Beach, CA. 92663
Tel: 949 631-8812
 

Barnacle Bill's Boat Service
3541-1/2 Wesley St.
Culver City, CA 90232
Tel: (310) 559-4055
 

Barnacle Bills Racing Leathers
1106 Logan Road
Springfield, KY 40069
(859) 336-7375
www.racingleather.com
 

Barnacle Bills Restaurant
1 1st St
Rumson NJ 07760
(732) 747-8396
 

Barnacle Bill's Marina
1 First St.
Rumson
732-842-4963
 

Barnacle Bills
6440 N James Circle North
Minneapolis, MN
612-560-9242
 

BARNACLE BILL'S SEAFOOD MARKET
2174 NE Hwy 101
Lincoln City, OR 97367
541-994-3022
 

Barnacle Bills
226 21st, Newport Beach, 92663
714-673-3483
 

Hunky Bill's and Barnacle Bill's
957 Denman Ave
Vancouver CANADA
604-689-3100
 

Barnacle Bill's
2901 Placida Road
Englewood, FL 34223
941-697-0711
 

Barnacle Bill's Marina
31970 South 516 Road,
Tenkiller, OK 74451,
918-457-5438
 

Barnacle Bill's Amusements
"Down the Shore since '64" 
1968 Highway 35
N. Ortley Beach, NJ
miniature golf, arcade, restaurant..
 

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant
and Market  -  Sarasota
1526 Main St.
Sarasota, FL
(941) 365-6800
Located in Historic Downtown Sarasota, FL 
4 locations in Sarasota, FL
 

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant
and Market  - Sarasota
5050 N. Tamiami Trl.
Sarasota, FL
(941) 355-7700
Located in Northern Sarasota just south of the airport
 

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant
and Market  -  Sarasota
8383 S. Tamiami Trl.
Sarasota, FL
(941) 927-8884
Located in Southern Sarasota, FL
 

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant
and Market - Chef D's Italian Fisherman
3634 Webber St.
Sarasota, FL
(941) 923-5800
Located in Central Sarasota, FL
 

Barnacle Bills Downtown
"The Original since 1981"  St. Augustine, FL
14 Castillo Dr.
St. Augustine, FL 32084
Phone: 904-824-3663
 

Barnacle Bills Beachside  St. Augustine, FL
451 A1A Beach Blvd.
St. Augustine, FL 32080
Phone: 904-471-2434
www.barnaclebillsonline.com
 

Barnacle Bill's
650 Lemoyne Drive,
Dauphin Island, AL 36528
(251) 861-8300
 

Barnacle Bill's Bait and Tackle
7292 Broadway
Lemon Grove, CA 91945
(619) 461-1214
 

Barnacle Bill's Bait & Tackle.
555 150th Avenue,
St Petersburg, FL 33708
(813) 398-3484
 

Barnacle Bills
226 21st, Newport Beach, CA 92663
(714) 673-3483
 

Barnacle Bill Boat Service
3541 Wesley St, Culver City, CA 90232(310) 835-2628
 

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant - Tallahassee
1830 N Monroe St,
Tallahassee, FL 32303
(850) 385-8734
barnaclebills.com

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The legends, stories, movies, cartoons, and especially the bawdy folksongs about "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" sung by drunkards, frat boys at sports bars worldwide [with several versions listed below and a few more available with musical accompaniment on YouTube.com] as are the famous 1930 cartoons featuring Popeye, Olive Oyl, & Barnacle Bill the Sailor and another with  Barnacle Bill & Betty Boop. This information has been collected by Tom Schmokel webmaster for Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant in Tallahassee, FL.

There are many businesses and restaurants around the world named "Barnacle Bill's". To help reduce any confusion, I've listed all that I could find on this very page along [in the right hand column] along with several popular versions of the lyrics to "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" that infamous sailor we all loved, the old reprobate who "Love Tortured" women around the world in ports far and near.

This article is about the folk song, "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" is an American drinking song adapted from
"Bollocky Bill the Sailor", a traditional folk song originally titled "Abraham Brown".^[1]

There are several versions of the bawdy song in the Gordon "Inferno" Collection at the Library of Congress folklife archive. The first printed version of the song is in the public domain book Immortalia. Later versions feature the eponymous "Barnacle Bill," a fictional character very loosely based on a 19th-century San Francisco sailor and Gold Rush miner named William Bernard.^[2]

The earliest known recording is a bowdlerized adaptation written by Frank Luther & Carson Robison,
performed and recorded by Hoagy Carmichael and released in December 1928.^{[citation needed]} In the
second chorus of this recording violinist Joe Venuti can be heard singing "Barnacle Bill the Shitter."
John Valby (aka "Dr. Dirty") also recorded the song. The tune has inspired a Betty Boop cartoon and
two films, as well as the name of a rock on Mars.

Previous 3 paragraphs are copied from Wikipedia.com

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Barnacle Bill the Sailor

(Tap-tap-tap)"Who's that knocking at my door?"
(Tap-tap-tap)"Who's that knocking at my door?"
(Tap-tap-tap)"Who's that knocking at my door?"
Cried the fair young maiden.

"It's only me from over the sea", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll sail the sea until I croak, I fight 'n swear 'n drink 'n smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Are you young and handsome, sir?"
"Are you young and handsome, sir?"
"Are you young and handsome, sir?"
Cried the fair young maiden.

"I'm old 'n rough 'n dirty 'n tough", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I drink my gin 'n dip my snuff", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I drink my whiskey when I can, whiskey from an old tin can,
Fer whiskey is the life of Man", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"I'll come down and let you in!"
"I'll come down and let you in!"
"I'll come down and let you in!"
Cried the fair young maiden.

"Well hurry before I break the door", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll puff 'n fuss 'n rant 'n roar", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll spin you yarns 'n tell you lies, I'll drink yer wine 'n eat yer pies,
I'll kiss yer cheek 'n black yer eyes", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Sing me a love song low and sweet!"
"Sing me a love song low and sweet!"
"Sing me a love song low and sweet!"
Cried the fair young maiden.

"Sixteen men on a dead man's chest", sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Yo-heave-ho and a bottle of rum", sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Oh, a high-rig-a-jig and a jauntin' car, a-hee a-ho are you 'most done,
Belay my boys and the Bull-jine run", sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Tell me that we soon shall wed!"
"Tell me that we soon shall wed!"
"Tell me that we soon shall wed!"
Cried the fair young maiden.

"I've got me a wife in every port", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"And handsome gals is what I court", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"With my false heart 'n flatterin' tongue, I courts 'em all both old 'n
young,
I courts 'em all but marries none", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"When shall I see you again?"
"When shall I see you again?"
"When shall I see you again?"
Cried the fair young maiden.

 "Never again, I'll come no more", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Tonight I'm sailin' from the shore", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"If you wait fer me to come, sittin' and waitin' 'n suckin' yer thumb,
You'll wait until the day of yer doom!", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant - Tallahassee
1830 N Monroe St,
Tallahassee, FL 32303
(850) 385-8734
barnaclebills.com

Who'd ever thunk there'd be this much
Barnacle Bill's Stuff on eBay?

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Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?
What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?
Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Hell no, we won't wed. Get yer ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Hell no, we won't wed. Get yer ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What's that thing between your legs?" What's that thing between your legs?
"What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair young maiden.

"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?
What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail?
What if you should go to jail?" said the fair young maiden.

"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

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Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant - Tallahassee
1830 N Monroe St,
Tallahassee, FL 32303
(850) 385-8734
barnaclebills.com

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Sung to the tune of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor")

WOMAN'S VOICE:

Who's that knocking at my door?

Who's that knocking at my door?

Who's that knocking at my door?

Cried the fair young maiden.

MAN'S VOICE:

Oh, it's only me from across the sea.

Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

WOMAN'S VOICE:

Why are you knocking at my door?

Why are you knocking at my door?

Why are you knocking at my door?

Cried the fair young maiden.

MAN'S VOICE:

'Cos I'm young enough, and ready and tough.

Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Will you take me to the dance?

To hell with the dance down with your pants.

You can sleep upon the floor.

I'll not sleep on the floor you dirty whore.

You can sleep upon the mat.

Oh, bugger the mat you can't fuck that.

You can sleep upon the stairs.

Oh, f*** the stairs they haven't got hairs.

What's that running up my blouse?

It's only me mitt to grab yer tit.

You can sleep between my tits.

Oh, bugger your tits they give me the shits.

You can sleep between my thighs.

Bugger your thighs they're covered in flies.

You can sleep within my c*nt.

Oh, bugger your c*nt but I'll fuck for a stunt.

What's that running in and out?

It's only me cock, it's as hard as a rock.

What's that running down my leg?

It's only me shot that missed yer twat.

What if my parents should find out?

We'll eat your ma and blow your pa.

What if my mother should disagree?

If yer ma'll agree we'll make it three.

What if we should get VD?

We'll pick the sores and fucj some more.

What if we should get the (clap!)?

Gotta be willin' to take penicillin.

What if I should have a child?

We'll drown the bugger and fuck for another.

What if we should have a girl?

We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.

What if we should have a boy?

He'll play rugby, and f**k like me.

What'll we do when the baby's born

We'll drown the bugger and f**k for another.

What if you should go to jail?

I'll pick the lock with my ten-foot cock.

What if we should go to prison?

I'll swing my balls and knock down the walls.

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Barnacle Bill

":Who's that knocking at my door? :
Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young maiden.
It's only me from over the sea,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
My ass is tight, my temper's raw,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I'm so wound up I'm afraid to stop,
I'm looking for meat or I'm going to pop,
A rag, a bone with a cherry on top,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

2. : I'll come down and let you in, :
I'll come down and let you in,
Said the fair young maiden.
Well, hurry before I bust the door,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor
I'm hard to windward and hard a-lee,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I've newly come upon the shore,
And this is what I'm looking for,
A jade, a maid, or even a whore,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

3. : Oh, your whiskers scrape my cheeks, :
Oh, your whiskers scrape my cheeks,
Said the fair young maiden.
I'm dirty and lousy and full of fleas,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor
I'll stick my mast in whom I please,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor
My flowing whiskers give me class,
The sea horses ate them instead of grass,
If they hurt your cheeks, they'll tickle your ass,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

4. : Tell me that we'll soon be wed :
Tell me that we'll soon be wed
Said the fair young maiden.
You foolish girl, it's nothing but sport,
Says  Barnacle Bill the Sailor
I've got me a wife in every port,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Off I go on another tack
To give some other fair maid a crack,
But keep it oiled till I come back,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
 or
: Who's that knocking at my door? :
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden
It's only me from over the sea,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I've sailed the seas until I'm broke,
I drink and swear and gamble and smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

2. : Are you young and handsome, sir? :
Are you young and handsome, sir?
Said the fair young maiden.
I'm old and rough and ready and tough,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I never can get drunk enough,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I drinks my whiskey when I can
Drinks it from an old tin pan,
For whiskey is the life of man,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

3. : I'll come down and let you in, :
I'll come down and let you in,
Said the fair young maiden.
Well hurry before I break the door,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'll rip and rave and rant and roar,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'll eat your cakes and I'll eat your pies,
I'll spin ye yarns and I'll tell ye lies,
I'll kiss your lips and I'll black your eyes,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

4. : Tell me when we'll meet again, :
Tell me when we'll meet again,
Said the fair young maiden.
Never again, we'll meet no more,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Tonite I'm sailing from this shore,
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
And if you wait here till Kingdom Come,
Sittin' and waitin' and suckin' yer thumb,
You'll be waiting here till the day of yer doom,
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

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Barnacle Bill's Seafood Restaurant - Tallahassee
1830 N Monroe St, 
Tallahassee, FL 32303
(850) 385-8734
barnaclebills.com 

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Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Who's that knocking at my door?  Who's that knocking at my door?

Who's that knocking at my door?” said the fair, young maiden.

“Open the door you f'ing whore!”  Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“Open the door you f'ing whore!”  Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “Shall we go to the dance? Shall we go to the dance?

Shall we go to the dance?”  said the fair, young maiden.

 “The hell with the dance and down with your pants!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“The hell with the dance and down with your pants!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “What’s that thing between your legs? What’s that thing between your legs?

What’s that thing between your legs?” said the fair, young maiden.

 “It’s only me pole to stick up your hole!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“It’s only me pole to stick up your hole!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “What’s that stuff around your pole? What’s that stuff around your pole?

What’s that stuff around your pole?” said the fair, young maiden.

 “It’s only me grass to tickle your @$$!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“It’s only me grass to tickle your @$$!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “What’s that dripping down your leg? What’s that dripping down your leg?

What’s that dripping down your leg?” said the fair, young maiden.

 “It’s only a shot that missed your twat!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“It’s only a shot that missed your twat!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “What if we should have a boy? What if we should have a boy?

What if we should have a boy?” said the fair, young maiden.

 “He’ll go to sea and f*** just like me!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“He’ll go to sea and f*** just like me!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “What if we should have a girl? What if we should have a girl?

What if we should have a girl?” said the fair, young maiden.

 “We’ll dig a ditch and bury the bitch!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“We’ll dig a ditch and bury the bitch!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

 “What if ma and pa come home? What if ma and pa come home?

What if ma and pa come home?” said the fair, young maiden.

“I’ll f*** your ma and blow your pa!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

“I’ll f*** your ma and blow your pa!” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

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And Another Version of...

Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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Drunk and Disorderly - Barnacle Bill the Sailor